[This... is not Jughead Jones. Thank goodness he'd been non-specific.]
Dr. Jonathan Reid, yes. My sincerest apologies. I seem to be having some difficulties with my network device of late.
Curiosity is ever a noble quality, but as above, please proceed with caution. I have yet to return to the springs for a sample to analyze, but they have a means of inducing certain vigorous behaviors.
[They don't, actually, at least not when Dorian Gray hasn't dumped aphrodisiacs in them, but Jonathan has yet to discover he's been duped on that score.]
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Dr. Jonathan Reid, yes. My sincerest apologies. I seem to be having some difficulties with my network device of late.
Curiosity is ever a noble quality, but as above, please proceed with caution. I have yet to return to the springs for a sample to analyze, but they have a means of inducing certain vigorous behaviors.
[They don't, actually, at least not when Dorian Gray hasn't dumped aphrodisiacs in them, but Jonathan has yet to discover he's been duped on that score.]